this is my second life
fuckyeahdementia:

kassab
[via]
chorao

a vida me ensinou a nunca desistir nem ganher nem perder mas procurar evoluir

laughingsquid:

Life Size Hot Wheels Double Dare Loop at X Games
collegehumor:

The results are in for “Best Ice Cream Flavor” and you WILL NOT BELIEVE who took home the trophy. [Click to see full results]
Strawberry Cheesecake is already pushing for a re-count in an unprecedented series of events. 

collegehumor:

The results are in for “Best Ice Cream Flavor” and you WILL NOT BELIEVE who took home the trophy. [Click to see full results]

Strawberry Cheesecake is already pushing for a re-count in an unprecedented series of events. 

collegehumor:

Mom Takes Office Quote Too Seriously

Michael Scott is a wise man.

collegehumor:

Mom Takes Office Quote Too Seriously

Michael Scott is a wise man.

petervidani:

Just noticed this in my last post.

petervidani:

Just noticed this in my last post.

Amy Poehler interviewed by Rachel Dratch for Bust Magazine
Amy: Can I ask you, how do you feel about this term "cougar"? I hate that fucking word.
Rachel: Me too! Since the dawn of movie-making, there have been so many scenarios where an older guy is with a younger woman, and we don't bat an eye. But if it's reversed and a 40-year-old woman is with a 35-year-old guy, she's called a "cougar."
Amy: I know. Once again, there are these derogatory boxes that people have invented that they have to put themselves in. And why isn't there a word for the inappropriate older guy with the younger girl? What is the exact word for that?
Rachel: I don't know... Gray Balls?
Amy: Old Gray Balls! Oh he's a real Gray Balls! [both laugh] Maybe we should make it Clark Gray-Balls. There's just something about a 20-year-old calling someone a cougar that makes me want to punch them in the mouth.
collegehumor:

Ostrich Highway
This lane is for High Ostrich Vehicles only.

collegehumor:

Ostrich Highway

This lane is for High Ostrich Vehicles only.